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[Please]

LOL

I LOVED THE PART WHEN THE CAR HITS HIM. IT WAS FUNNY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

mr-darlington responds:

Well...that wasn't meant to be funny, but I'm glad you enjoyed the flash.

[Don't Do Dat Danny! #1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT.

ALRIGHT FREEZE YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUU--DANNY!?

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[The Mental Orange]

WTF MATE

MY SHITTY FLASHES ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY FLASHES.

OWNED!

(I gave you tens in case you have low self esteem. Bye.)

[YAAFM 10: 50 Cent]

What's funny is what wasn't meant to be funny

What's your street name? The Walrus. You're no different from Fifty Cent. A social climber, but you work it from behind a computer. Gray haired nerd posting porn of girls less than half your age to make a living. And that sort of proffession is called sloth. One of the seven deadly sins. Ever seen that movie? Seven? I know you saw Little Nicky, you robbed the Hitler in hell bit right out of it. You got your character talking about 50 Cent being degrading towards women. Let me remind you of your website once again. 50's got half naked women in his videos. You got them nude from head to toe. Did you big, selfish, paysite hosting, dumb ass ever stop and think those women are like that in his videos because that's what the pimpled faced wiggers want to see? Kind of like what you decided the pimpled faced Nu-Metal, goth, geek, skater, self-mutilating in-closet homosexual fanbase wanted to see? They're all white. Just like the kids buying 50's records. You two are in the same ball park. America's dominantly populated by whites. Lonely white kids sitting behind computers and surfing Newrounds don't like "big-lipped rappers", as a fan of your flash so ignorantly stated in his review several posts before mine. They all though Green Day's 'American Idiot' was just so darn clever, but they didn't realize it's hypocritical like your posing-as-comedic flash. They fed off the world's hate of America and made a few million copies off that "subliminal mind" they were talking about. Just like you're now doing, directing your flash at a bunch of racist, nihilist depressives in desperation to get them to signup for your Maxim deal.

P.S. You're a fucking moron

To the_iconoclast,
It isn't satire, it's hypocrecy. Apparently being grown up is agreeing with mr. iconoclast, who's still hanging on puberty by a thread. Just because someone's words outwit your own doesn't mean they're trying to be grown up. You're the perfect poster child for your own discrimination. For instance, just because you've never been laid doesn't mean no one else has. But I'm sure you've already figured that out with your lonely visits to the school washroom. Why don't you just get 'girlfriend' tattooed on your left hand. I'm so very sorry to smother your egomania, but when you called the poor "kid" a piece of shit your maturity points dropped heavily. Really sorry about that. Better luck with a social status in college.

[coffee break]

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This was morbid. Why would you make that? What was the point of it?